handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
if you make fun of me once then i will probably think about it for the rest of my life so thank you
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’
you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
vadidgeridoos
which american president was least guilty
lincoln
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
